Where will TO land?

So the Cowgirls have finally wised up and cut the cancer out of the locker room. What's next for the talented but destructive super star? Let's take a look around the league to try and help the single game catch record holder find a new home.

First stop is the obvious. Anytime a player who is on what seems to be 17th last chance is always going to be rumored to go to the Raiders. This does not appear to be a good fit at all for 81. They have a young QB who would be ruined if they brought in T.O. This would set back what is already one of the worst run organizations another four to five years. The most interesting thing here is the possibility of an altercation with his QB J. Russel who is much larger than Owens. Maybe his agent Drew Snakenhouse could write into the contract that if owner Al Davis dies T.O. could run the team and have every play thrown to him. So don't expect to see T.O. in Silver and Black anytime soon.

The next place on our list is in my opinion the landing place for Owens. Get ready Purple People Eaters, here comes your new hero. The Vikings made a run at TJ Whosyourmomma before losing out to the Seahawks. They are myopic enough to think that they are really that close to a Super Bowl they could be willing to take a chance. This I would love. As a Packers fan to see him go in and just kill this team from the inside out. We know they would take a look at players with troble past, one of a few teams that have showed interest in Ron Mexico (Vick). They have no QB although Sage is an improvement over Tavaris Jackson. This team does not have enough leadership to handle Owens. This move would be a very early Chistmas present for Packer season ticket holder number 59,891 on the waiting list. One can only dream.

Let's fly south to the land of no state income tax. Tampa may have to show some interest. They do need to reach the salary cap floor. There isn't enough good UFA's avalible for them to reach the floor. So maybe they offer a one year deal worth a rediculos amount of cash just to get to the minimum salary cap requirements. The whole no state income tax does make this an appealing spot in this economy for Owens.

The last stop we will make is the windy city. Have they ever had a good reciever there? This couldn't end all that well hear either. They have a lot of the same qualities as Minnesota. They can run the ball, play defense pretty well, and have no quarterback. This team does have some leadership but all thats on the Defensive side of the ball. Besides, for a guy who is all about flash I don't see him fitting in with the plain Chicago football philosophy.

The one thing I'm pretty sure of is this is not the last we have seen of #81. Someone will think I can change this guy. This never really works. It all starts with as Michale Jackson said I'm starting with the man in the mirror (did I really just use a Michale Jackson reference, I guess one nut job deserves another), and we all know that will never happen.